A day without laughter

A day without laughter is like

Pretzels without Beer for an American,
Rice without Fish for a Bengali,
Roti without Dall for a Punjabi,
Idli without Chutney for a Madrassi,
Yorkshire Pudding without Roast for a Brit,
White House without yet another Invasion-Plan,
Blair without a long-winded blabber,
And Sex without a Dildo for good old Heidi.....